the wisdom

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.

Anatole France



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I Am Deep Throat

I am 11 and we live in the booming metropolis of Waterloo, Iowa.
My mother has taken to sewing a lot of my clothes so I have too many pairs of brightly colored, stretchy bellbottoms with elastic waists that rest just under my armpits.

Red and Blue Latex is Thicker Than Water

Going to high school in Austin, MN—the Home of Hormel—grants one particular access. Unless you too grew up in a meat packing town, I doubt you know what I’m talking about.

The Best Christmas Ever

And if you don’t believe that everything happens for a reason, I hope this will change your mind. And if it doesn’t change your mind…I think you might be visited by three ghosts tonight.

Romper Bomper Stomper Boo

When we are children, our minds are usually very full of sparkles, bunnies and cotton candy. Do you remember the first time you realized your sweet perception of reality was not the reality of the situation? Its an eye opener. I’ve got a little story about that.